microviolin: yug0: sassy-gay-addy: ...
thefinestline: highhanddryy: damnthatswhatshesaid: omg i canT FUCKING BREATHE OMG HOLY SHIT Holy shit THE MILK IS BEHIND YOU I’m crying. I did not expect to laugh so hard.
sollybot: zemmer: Guys, Hussie has obviously been on tumblr. He’s been looking at the Homestuck fandom. He’s been looking at our posts. He might have even seen your posts. senpai noticed me
diglettdevious: namelessenemy: So this is an...
How to activate your vegan powers
nephilimxvx: Light some soy candles, have an offering of tofu and veggies. Make a pentagram out of quinoa, lentils and sriracha sauce to summon the lord Seitan.
guardians-of-sunshine: Can we just Take a moment To appreciate Professor Utonium
usingtimewisely: the kid who volunteers to read and can’t pronounce 90% of the words.
3 years old: booty
8 years old: butt
13 years old: ass
ivysprings: HE SAID IT WAS BETWEEN US TWO. NOW GO AWAY. technically, yes. but. ok. why not. I’m tired anyways.
you’ve done it again.
narcolepticnoble: marinks: so who’s this fuck bag? No need to throw insults, sweetie, I’ll explain in a fanmail. gotcha. This bitch’s gettin on my nerves from this “lenghty convo”. da fuck they think they is talkin to my hoomie like this.
narcolepticnoble: ivysprings: The Motherfucking Straightest Shota: -sigh- Over my ask limit. ivysprings: narcolepticnoble: ivysprings: narcolepticnoble: ivysprings: So, were you correct? I was indeed correct… And you’re wrong about me… The use of Ciel icons….I don’t believe I can take you seriously. Hell, not like I know you anymore. Since HEY, I… Ahhhh don’t you know...
fuck i’m falling down all these stairs